Proof that I'm actually doing crap! Or something.

Post a [some small amount of] sentence[s] from each WIP you have (or as many as you want to pick). No context, no explanations. [They can be] more than one sentence!

I love changing the rules.

Yeeees... Lessee:

XXX Invader Zim XXX

(It's all about Dib. No, really. All of it.)

Inside, Outside(?):
“Early Monday morning, a man identified as Darkwads Kabooty-- Or, perhaps more widely known in the paranormal investigator field as “Agent Darkbooty” was found dead in an abandoned tenement by a local hobo, apparently having been beaten to death with a crowbar-like object. Even more interestingly, DNA from both of the late Professor Membrane's recently missing children was found at the scene, though police are not releasing any additional details.”

Miracle(?) (AU-- noshe'snotbeingsarcastic):
“You know, kids with insanely religious parents like Dib's dad or whatever."

After (oneshot, Zita's POV):
And he was crying. It triggered another tear-shedding fit in me, and we both stood together like we were in some corny movie, holding each other and sobbing over a dead guy.

Bioterrorism:
Dib viewed the barren wasteland that had once been a large, bustling city with a slight smirk. He could still see the bodies being piled up- some still half-alive. No one really cared or could see the difference anymore between a sick person and a dead one, because that’s what it had become- If you were sick, you were as good as dead.

8D (Untitled):
“You know what, Gaz? Sometimes I wish it had been you and not Zim.”

XXX Buzz Lightyear of Star Command XXX

Symbiosis Part I: Parasitism (???):
“Oh, shut up,” he snapped. So, of course, XR shut up. Even his shaking dulled a little at the command. NOS hoisted himself up into the air, hovering over the drained, pitiful little piece of scrap, looking thoughtful.


What? What's that? I'm supposed to be working on something called “Out of Darkness?” Whut?

...Oh, that thing! Yeah, that's the reason I've resolved to complete a fanfic and edit the heck out of it waaaaay before I start posting it, no matter how excited me or anyone else may be! That's it!

Anyway, I know you can't tell because a lot of the passages are quotes, but most of these are in present tense. And ones that aren't will probably be changed to it eventually. Because I love me my present tense. We're lovers.

Inside, Outside is my baby. I love it with all my heart, and I've done so much research for it and it's only 35 pages long so far. But it looks like it will turn out to be epically long, so yeah.

Miracle's main idea (being and AU and all) makes me squeal like a little girl. It makes me feel so cleaver, so I kind of cackled constantly as I'm writing it. I'm normal. I thought of it a long long time ago while I was listening to "And Eve Was Weak" from Carrie, the musical (don't ask XD), by the way, without the telekineses/ revenge thing, which is why there is no plot. D8

Everything else is kind of sitting there crying for me to love it more. And this meme-y thing made me look at them again and realize how much I love every single one of them.

*explodes*